Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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