it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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