Non-Jews are for practice
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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