You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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