Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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