Don't you send me to vm
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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