you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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