Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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