she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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