come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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