I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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