So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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