I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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