I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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