This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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