Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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