i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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