nut hugger
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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