your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Your cock deserves a montage
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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