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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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