ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
