how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
