when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
im on a boat
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