So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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