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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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