STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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