White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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