He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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