NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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