so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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