GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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