ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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