Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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