I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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