Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
