My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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