I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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