no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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