Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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