Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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