It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
