Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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