Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need water and some morals
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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