Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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