Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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