i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Your penis caused this!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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