Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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