I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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