do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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