Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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