i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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