they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I love you. Go after that dick
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