I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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