Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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