Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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